Friday Foolishness, Call the people... I'm on FIYAH!

Call the people cause Im on fi


So as you guys know I am happily married.

We are a great compliment to each other and we have a good chemistry.
Well at least in my opinion. Lately though, with mixed schedules and our daughters very busy schedule we haven’t been getting enough “quality time” in.
So we have to make it count when we do.

That being said, we found ourselves one afternoon/evening home alone. Our daughter was at a friends and we were chilling. WE kicked it watched t.v. and you know.. Eventually one thing led to another.

So as we are getting to when the getting gets good, my hubby decides to try something new and EXCITING.

Now I have no idea he has made this decision, I only feel his hands reaching for something and then very subtly, the application of what I figured was some kind of lube.
It tingled a bit so I figured, hey maybe its that ky warming liquid. We had tried the warming liquid before without the greatest results but hey at the time I was kind of enjoying some other action and my mind was slowly drifting away from all things earthly, heading toward the planet Zenith…

I feel the familiar tension taking hold of my body, but I also notice that there is a rush of warmth
And the more the tension builds, the more intense the “warmth” is becoming
In fact my mind begins to recognize that what was once a kind of nice warm feeling is
Actually…

Hot.

And getting hotter
And hotter
And hotter
Till it starts to actually, literally burn,
I push my husband off of me and yell

WHAT THE F!CK IS THAT
He jumps up and asks what’s happening but now I can hardly even speak.
He runs and gets a cool towel.
By this time I was sweating and slowly going numb from the waist down.
I laid there real still, trying to not even breathe, hoping the numbness would take over.
It finally did but I also had to pee
So trying to make it to the bathroom with a numb vajay jay was interesting to say the least.

So after all of that the time for quality time was over and done with.
Plus I only had marginal sensitivity in that area..
Hell I was afraid I was scarred for life
I am happy to report, that I am back in action at 100%


Oh and what was the burning culprit, you ask?

A stimulating cream……

Apparently only a drop is needed.

My husband was trying to get all the bang for his buck

The moral of the story is


Follow directions!