Friday Foolishness... Head over Heels

Last Friday I was off work. I was supposed to be kicking it with my 7 year old daughter but she ditched me to go off with her cousin.

I treated myself to a grown up lunch and decided to pick up my contact lenses from JC Penny optical.

It was spring break and Good Friday so the parking lot was full of random kids.

As I am walking towards the door, An older white woman with red hair, styled in that short “old white lady layered mullet”, with glasses walks hurriedly past me.
On her right was a group of pretty hood looking kids in a mix of shorty shorts for the girls and baggy jeans for the fellas and all in icy white reeboks.
The white lady kind of gives them the eye and side steps away.

In her attempt to side step the group, she comes up on the curb before she realized it and
Before she could catch herself she stepped off the curb and went down on 1 knee, still trying to catch herself.
She cant manage to quit get control and falls forward and somehow ends up in a ball…
The momentum from her fall forward actually caused her to roll, I mean her whole body to roll forward about 10 ft.

The crowd of hood teens have to come to her aid with one girl very loudly asking
Lady, is you okay?” while popping what had to be some bubbalicious watermelon gum.

I managed to make into the store and I immediately collapsed in to a hysterical fit of laughter.
I laughed so hard I was crying and couldn’t breathe. I pretty much laughed myself into an asthma attack.
I don’t even have asthma.

And no I don’t feel bad about laughing. Her ass should have been paying attention to what she was doing instead of judging the group of kids that had to turn around and help her ass up off the ground.

Just so you know, Im laughing now. …..