Karma....

A few weeks ago I wrote about witnessing an old lady fall and how I laughed hysterically.
Karma is a Biatch.

This weekend I decided I was going to put away my winter clothes.
What I actually did was put all that shyt in big piles in my bedroom floor.
And did nothing else with them.
Yesterday I woke up, late as hell, per usual and tripped over a sweater, or jeans or.. well it could have been anything. I tripped and kind of fell to the side twisting my foot.
It seemed fine after the initial ouch factor passed.
Later that day I think I might have dropped something on that same foot.
Lastly, I stepped off the step at my house, fell to the side, again, on that same foot and almost hit my face against the side of my car door.
I managed to catch myself before my face went splat but at the expense of my now very sore right wrist.
This morning my foot was swollen and the only shoe I could find that would fit my foot were the very ugly imitation crocs shown above.
OH the Horror.
Lets just say I don’t have much in my professional wardrobe that can be worn with these plastic, horrendously ugly a$$ shoes.

And my foot is f!cking throbbing so not only do I have to walk around in those shoes, I also have a noticeable limp that draws attention to my foot while wearing those horribly ugly a$$ shoes.
So the moral of the story is:
Dont laugh at old people falling. YOu will be forced to wear horribly ugly a$$ shoes.

I am off to see the orthopedic in the morning so hopefully its just a sprain of some sort and I can get my regular normal, not porky piglike, foot back and in some heels.
Wish me well.



So tell your stories of cosmic karma..
I aint the only one!