Moist Ninjas

I hate moist ninjas.

I mean I hate them with a passion. A moist ninja is tenfold worse than a bytch a$$ ninja.

What is a moist ninja?

It’s a dude that talks the talk, but cannot for the life of him walk the walk.

He just cant get himself together.
But he isn’t the average “cant get right”…
See he almost got it together.

He dresses nice, smells nice (though a lot of times is way over cologned)
He speaks well, minimum if any, usage of slang.
And he does JUST Enough to keep up the façade.

If you weren’t watching closely, you can and will be fooled.

See a bytch a$$ ninja you can normally point out immediately. But them moist ninjas... they are a slick bunch

thats what makes them "moist".

I am normally a great judge of character but I must admit a moist a$$ ninja caught me slipping.

He asked me for a referral to another dept. He doesn’t work for me but he works in a “sister” area, so I see him daily.

I’d never really paid much attention but he came to me said he was trying to build his career, and needed a change.
Iput in a good word for him.
He interviews and gets the job.

This ninja is over there for a WEEK. He has only shadowed a person to learn his new job task.
He has not performed or attempted to perform one single solitary task associated with the new job.

He tells the manager he doesn’t like the department and wants to come back.
Per her words the reason he gave was “ I didn’t realize how much work was involved”.


WHAT in DE F!CK?


Moist Ninja.


Now I’m looking like a fool with my pants on the ground for referring his ignant moist a##

Corporate America is making me soft.

I know not to put my name on a person I’m not 100% sure about.


Anyway.

The lesson has been reiterated.