Friday Foolishness... Epic Cuss outs... the runner up

Friday Foolishness….


I wrote last week about the bestest cuss out ever witnessed.

This week I must write about the runner up.

My often misanthropic cousin and I decided to take our kiddies to the Memphis Pink Palace Museum.After the museum we decided to treat our children to ice cream at the local Baskin& Robbins ice cream shop.
That’s where the trouble began.

My cousin pulled next to a red 4 door Cherokee. The older block style.

As soon as she opened the door and stepped out she yelled, What the F!cK”
Followed by “Hell Naw, this big a$$ got dayum Dawg” and she hurriedly ushered her child back into the car and pulled around.

Now I am afraid of dogs. I don’t play with them, I don’t want to touch them or pet them and I don’t think its cute when other people let there dogs roam around without a care or tether.

That being said, I initially thought the dog was OUT of the vehicle. My cuz, started the car and swooped into a parking space on the other side of the parking lot. Cussing the whole time. I didn’t realize to till I got out what had actually happened. Basically she parked a close to the line on the side where this guy was parked. He was also parked very close to the same line so when she got out the car the passenger side window was very close to her face and the dog stuck his head out the window of the car and growled at her.
Apparently that shyt kicked her adrenaline on with a vengeance; cause she was Pi$$ED beyond the point of pisstivity!
After changing parking spots, She got out the car and walked over to the guy, and asked What the F!ck is going on? Your big a$$ dog put his big f!cking head out the window and snarled at me and you gone pat his head like that was f!cking okay, that aint f!cking okay. Not one got dayum bit”.

We go into the ice cream parlor and she still cussing.
That mutha f!cka owe me an apology.
Im about to go make that mutha f!cka apologize.
She then goes on again about how the that was some gotdayum bull shyt and pretty much gets herself amped back up to 10.

Mind you she is having this conversation with her self quite loudly. All the other patrons are looking around in fear.
She finally has made it in her mind to go back out.
Once she hits the door,
All I can hear is
What kind of nasty pedophiliac mutha f!cka sits outside a f!cking icecream shop with a f!cking Bullmastiff a$$ pit bull hybrid smiling and rubbing his a$$. F1cking predatory smiling a$$ cock sucking motha F!cka!!

I kinda doubt she got an apology but the good thing is they guy has enough sense to go ahead and exit stage left.
Okay at this point, I just have to laugh. Her daughter is looking at her with the biggest roundest eyes I have ever seen.
There was a white guy and what I assume was his son sitting behind me. He covered his son’s ears as they made their way to the safety of their car. There was a group of Hispanic guys sitting near the entrance full fledged tripping (yall used to say it, dont act brand new (no brandy). I think one of them was recording her a$$ on you tube.
Now mind you my cousin is college educated, pretty much masters degree having special ed (gifted and special needs) teacher.

She is dressed in a black and white shift of appropriate length, with a flat silver sandal.
She in know way gives off “ultimate ghetto cuss out”. In fact you might have expected her a$$ to hand you a church flyer instead of that good old fashioned cuss out.