Just say NO!

I meant to post this under Friday Foolishness but since I missed Friday, I decided to post it today.


A friend of mine called and asked if I knew what a “popper” was.
Of course me being a foodie and resident fat girl, I immediately thought of jalapeno poppers.
My friend said know, these “poppers” were used as a s.e.xual enhancement. Supposedly to make the orgasm stronger.

Now those who have been with me know that my last experience with some s.e.xual excitement set me on fi! …… literally.

I tell my friend that I had no idea what those were.
So my friend goes on to and states that a friend with benefits called to come over to cash in on some of those “benefits”. The FWB asks if my friend has ever used Poppers.
My friend being the adventurous sort tells the FWB to bring them on.
FWB shows up with two small vials of liquid.
FWB tells my friend, that your suppose to sniff the liquid and it will make the orgasm like WHOA.

My friend asks, What is it, if its legal.
FWB replies oh yeah, its legal you can buy it from the s.e.x shop.


So my friend takes the popper and aside from burning nostrils doesn’t really feel anything else.

Fast forward about a week and my friend is in the “toy” shop supposedly to buy an incense box.
Pause.
Sure.
Anyway.

My friend notices a sign on the wall that states the following terms are not allowed on the premises.
Bong, Crackpipe, Poppers.

My friend inquires as to why the terms cant be used. The toy store assistant states that it is because it indicates improper or illegal use of a legal item or substance.
So my friend asks
Well what is the legal use of a popper.
The Assistant answers….
“VCR cleaner”.


Record scratch….
WTF?


I started laughing at this point. Fool you sniffed VCR cleaner.
My friend responds, girl, can you I magine these fools out here sniffing VCR cleaner.

NO, I respond. YOU out here sniffing VCR Cleaner.

My friend said, “chile, I knew it smelt like ammonia but oh well”.

WTF?

You might want to take the advice we learned in jr high and just say NO.
Or ask a few more questions and do a little research the next time…..

This is exactly why I didnt much dabble with FWB's. They always lead you astray...