Friday Foolishness : Even the weed man needs strategy

I am posting this a little early.
i suck about the posts but Its peak season at the plantation and between mid year reviews, peak season and life I havent really had to the time or inclination to post.
I have got to do better...

but here you go.

So I was sitting at home bored and decided to go visit my younger sister.
I ride out to her home and as I am pulling up I see her, dressed in dingy dark blue sweat pants with elastic ankles, white socks, gold bedazzled slippers, a grayish t shirt with a very lazy neckline, and multicolored headscarf, walking out the door.
She is on her way to the local tobacco shop, and tells me to hop in.
Instead of getting her normal 2 flavored (normally peach or mango) cigarillos’ she bought 4.
I commented on her surplus and she responds by handing me a flyer.

“Ladies trying to get lifted?”
See Tony for ladies only Wednesday specials”

WHAT?

“Yeah Girl, my homegirl hooked me up with her dude, He has weekly Wednesday specials for the ladies,
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This week it’s a quarter for the 15.00”.


*record scratch*

WHATTTT!!
This fool is promoting and offering specials?


This has got to be top 10 hoodest hood shyt ever done in the hood (right behind my sisters going to store outfit).

I blame the wire and Stringer ‘im so muthaf!ckin fine” bell for this turn of events.

It could be worse, I guess.
I mean he could have weekend crack specials or 2 for Tuesdays crack and heroin pick me ups.

And I guess he has to distinguish himself from the other nickel and dime hustlas on the block
But its still hilarious to me.

And most definitely worthy of Friday foolishness….